Pete Davoli

for reals tho … a voice app. like you order a pizza buy saying what you want into your phone. with an app……….

i dont get it

then again what the fuck do i know. i havnt ordered from domino’s since i was a pot head. this is like a decade we’re talking about here. could be easier to repeat yourself to a robot rather than a teenager.

internet bullys. lol i dont get it. unless im missing something, you can block anyone from anything on facebook. so if you block the mean internet kid then that should be the end of it. the kid prob dosent have the balls to say or do anything about it at school the next day if he spends all of his/her time on the internet.

its like at work… anything that happens its all hush hush and you have to send an email. an email…. so it can get resolved, never. well im like fuck that. i must be old fashioned or an asshole cuase ill drive my fuckin ass down there on a forklift and start inquiring within.

whatever. its the future. actually it dosent matter what decade it is, im still not normal.

in 6 months ill own a house 2 cars and im still the weird one. i open doors, buy um dinner, have sex with them, but im still the other guy. lol i dont get it.

all my work clothes are dirty and i dont give a shit.

im gonna be a home owner soon. ive got like way important things to worry about like not raking the leaves and finding a couch to sleep on.

i slept all day after work so i dont need to go to bed cause ive been here all day.

actually i am gonna travel a couple miles nowhere. ya know cause like when you ride a stationary bike you arent really going anywhere but you are doing all this stuff anyways.

yes ill have the pizza with the side of pizza rolls please

im all like high on pain killers dancing to “i get high”

my dadabases are so fuct

the only real way to get a feel for anything is to just get in there and do it. thats why i took those capaccino chips and just jammed a bunch in my mouth.

I try to be pretty open minded now a days. But if there is anything I know for sure about being single, it’s this.

If she’s a Wauconda chick. She’s trouble.

If she’s a palatine girl. She’s cray zee.

McHenry broads… If you can keep a secret, so can they.

Girls with real long hair always have separation issues.

Any girl younger than you by more than 3 years, will wear you out. Not sexually. I’m talking just day to day activities. It’s been a month and I’m just starting to not feel exhausted.

Any girl who is just one of the guys… See McHenry girls up top.

Now like I said, I’m open minded. Plus il always say fuck it n do something dumb. But these are true. But by all means, the best way to learn is to find out yourself.

i wrote on my hand to remember to pay my insurance. it worked.

ya idk what happened. i used to be so on top of that shit kind of shit.

i cant remember anything anymore.

i think i just havnt been with it lately. not grounded i guess? im in fuckin la la land all the time now.

i heard walking backwards is good for memory… not true. i walk backwards pretty often at work and i make it a point to do so.

as they say… you cant fix stupid.

is it weird that i feel more embarased to buy dandruff shampoo than i am … anything else? i think so. but i know flake season is coming and i hate that shit.

ive been trying everything i can, all my old tricks, to not drink or do drugs tonight. idk why all of a sudden i wanna get fuct up. i guess once an addict always an addict but its not even like im stressed out or … im not anything. im totally content with sitting in bed right now. i just have the hungry feeling and i know its not food that im craving. its drugs. ew.

i think i got high the other day. my butthole friends were smoking bongs. i know they are potheads and they just dont even think and blow it right in your face. i was high. i knew it. i hated it.

thats prob why i want drugs now.

drugs. drugs are so weird.

incase you are still readin this and thinking ” this is fucking stupid and the spelling grammar and puncuatition is horrible” youre right. im just venting. i dont have anything to be funny or random about lately. sorry

to try and get the ball rolling though…

i really wanna buy those 40 packs of corn dogs. i really fucking like corn dogs.

i like good food. i love to go to a restaurant and get to enjoy someones craft.

but i also really like microwaved bullshit. actually if i could thats all i would eat everyday. but i dont wanna die soon and i dont like the idea of diabetes so i try to mix it up a bit.

i ate moldy bread… AGAIN. ive been really big on toasted sandwiches lately. i came home saturday. i was like 7 beers in. i hadnt ate all day so i made some ham n turkey toasted samiches which were fucking awesome. in the morning i see my mom throwing out the bread… moldy. she also informed me that the meat was prob on its last leg.

iron crap tank my stomach.

eh its not working. my brain just aint there.

theres some saying, it goes … well im not exactly sure how it goes but the main idea behind it is that the people you surround yourself with says alot about you.

well, since i dont exactly surround myself with anyone very often i guess that says im sort of empty and lonely?

but when i do surround myself with people, they are wild, drunk, generally irresponsible, rude, just alot of other poor qualities. 

i used to think it didnt really matter to me and i was outside of this “curve” but in all actuality i dont like it much anymore.  and even though im usually a pretty descent person, i think it says that i am in fact guilty by association; a piece of shit.

now let me make sure you fully understand that i dont think my friends are pieces of shit. i think that they have the hobby of making poor decisions. they are good people. just poor deciders.

i guess what im trying to say here and not doing a good job of, im completely torn with my place in life.

i had a mediocre performance on the train last night. i havnt performed in a while. so it was good to stretch my muscles. i thought it was only the 6 people on the top level of the car but apparently the entire car was paying attention. i say it was mediocre cause i was a little too drunk and couldnt keep my composure very well… like ya know i wasnt staying focused in character i guess and i was just giggling and making side jokes to myself about myself but over all the people laughed and im sure they enjoyed themselves. i thanked them for their time and wished them a good night as i exited the train.

im not sure what i was eating but my hands smell like graham crackers. which is awesome.

one of the girls at work smells like cookies everyday and it really makes me wanna have sex with her.

i received my christmas present today. no not early, 9 months later and slightly used lol.

riot fest was a fucking , well im not sure i have adjectives for it. it was quite the experience this year. but i accomplished exactly what i wanted and that was to see Me First And The Gimme Gimmes . im not going to try and explain it but i will say that ive been covered in mud for the last three fucking days. yeah fucking total balls.

i think that people are shit. and whats even worse is when you sift through the shit youll find some fucking nuts.

people are fucking shitty.

ill ramble on n on for well im not sure how long

cause i much more prefer to not be heard.

if im lucky enough to be graced with your presence

then i might be inclined to drop a funny line

or to just simply bring a smile upon your face.

ive been called a creep and weirdo and for all intensive purposes ( i dont know what that means) i agree with you and i am. 

im not quite like anyone else and the more i try to be ” normal” the further i feel from everyone. 

its usually better that im a lone wolf. i may say the wrong thing or hold the door open for the wrong person one day.

honestly the honesty just docent seem to work for people. 

i like the idea of the strong silent type. so i have become just that.

i wont share a feeling with meaning or a thought of distraught ever again. 


why dont people ever get addicted to good stuff? why is addiction always associated with negativity ? oh yeah , cause too much of anything is never a good thing.

i want a truck . did i tell you? yeah im gonna buy a truck. im a winter monster and i like the winter and i need a vehicle to support that. i know everyones like why not a jeep dude… yeah jeeps are cool but im not gay and i dont have kids so i will not be buying a sport utility vehicle. im getting a fuckin truck and im gonna rip shit.

what about a house? yeah i wanna house. or just some sort of dwelling of my own. who knows. idk. i dont think . thinking sucks. im not good at it. so i dont.

i like bananas for breakfast. the healthiest thing i do all day is have a bottle of water and a banana for breakfast.

i beat off to a 50 year old broad gettin banged out on the internet today. she was ok.  

i didnt go out this weekend. i dont go out pretty often. i like it. 

a good way to not get addicted to pills is to dislike them

i didnt nap after work today. im not sore. im not even very hungry. 

im not very funny right now. 

its so weird how it just turns on n off. 

today i came up with a sex position for gay dudes right off the top of my head. out of no where. 

i guess i just used all my creative juice earlier today . plus i beat off 3 times in the last 5 hours so my brain is just blahhhhhh.

i wanna be funny right now. 

lol ill stop. if you are still reading this  im so sorry. 

just bla bla bla bla  bla 

its like a fucking diary.

shutttt up

i put on some skinny jeans yesterday cause i was listening to this thing on the radio or i read it or something and it said that if guys are wearing jeans with too much extra that it says they have no fashion sense and are compeltely clueless as to what is going on …. which i totally have more of an idea than most people . but i cant wear skinny jeans. i can wear like straight legged levis. those are as tight as i can go… my leg muscles and my d n bs  just do not fit. 

also speaking of that i was looking in the mirror the other day and i flexed my leg muscles… they are disgustingly ripped. like they are jacked up beast mode legs. 

oh well. 

youre still readin this? 

my prostate was all like woahhhh cause you stuck your fingers on it. then me and my cock threw up at the same time. barf

gunna drink milwaukee polish beer cuase hey wisconsin

if you throw lunch meat at a cat its like a pussy sandwich

how much you wanna bet the guy doing the outback steak house commercials has a fake accent. like they really did a casting call for an authentic australian dude..” were looking to type cast for this project…” i could have made 500 bux . crikee

if i grew up in a cheese sandwich factory it would be so hard to crap uhmuhgud

im so important. people are always like pete what do i ????????? where can i ?????????? who does????????? and im like woahhhhhhhhhhh i like tacos!!!!

i decided im gonna start refering to any girl i related with for any period of time with cool names. like theres cell phone girl who i was like “engaged” to . and nards girl who was the girl from work and prob my fav one. and theres highschool girl i saw her at the bar the other night, weird. and butt slut cause i did her in the ass a whole lot, wack town girl cause she was the only girl from wauconda i ever hung out with or liked… banana only cuase her name had all the same vowels in it. there was pyschic chick , and shity city, rin, E, i guess i cant really remember them all but thats ok.

i was gonna go somewhere with this but im kind of drunk and just like the relationships i just cant remember .

its weird being drunk now cuase it happens after like 3 beers and i dont like it.

but whatever.

im not sure what shaq movie is on tv right now but this elderly black dude thats like his accompliss just ripped off danny glover in lethal weapon… he said ” im getting to old for this” fuckin hack

this distillers album is really good

im gonna be 29 this year. a part of me kind of feels 29. i think i fully feel 29 when i live by myself. other parts of my feel 20 or younger. like eating cereal dry out of the box every day of my life. or getting really excited when girls show me their boobies