if you have an agenda for when you go onto the internet… you spend too much fucking time on the internet. or you are like me and you just sit there staring at the screen cause you feel like you may of at one time had an agenda but litteraly the whole situation is a blank screen.
thats usually about the time i either come on here to babble or i just get the fuck up and go do something else.
i gave some kid money for his fund raiser the other day. just gave him money. i didnt want the consultation prize, cookies or whatever.
i was impressed. he had the balls to come up to 3 grown men drinking beer on a porch. i was even more impressed that him and his 2 buddys were actually out going door to door to raise money.
i was listening to the radio not long ago and they were talking about how kids arent supposed to do that kind of stuff anymore cause they might get raped or whatever sets off an amber alert.
which if you know me i think is complete bullshit. your kid shouldnt be that dumb in the first place to walk up to “that” house in the neighborhood. you know the one… all the kids always say
" i heard that guy is gay"
" i heard he kills dogs"
" my dad says hes a weirdo"
anyways all this babying your god damn kids and dont let um do this and do feed them that. get the FUCK OUTA HERE. i cant stand it. let um go get hurt. kids break shit. including themselves. their fuckin kids. thats what they do. all these kids are pussies and think they are entitled to something cause you people are keeping um on leashes and feeding um organic pussy juice.
give timmy a pop tart n a HI-C n tell him to get lost. the calories will burn themselves off i sware. he wont be fat and or pathetic. if he comes home with a scraped knee or a nail in his foot good! he should of gotten his shots anyways.
and thats another thing. these fucking people arent taking these kids to get their shots anymore.
"they cause behavior disorders and they just arent natural"
you know what good. dont give timmy his shots. i hope he gets fucking small pox and in turn does his part to humanity and thins the herd.
why are people so stupid?
why wouldnt you give your kids shots. why?!?!? you wanna do something good for um? sign um up for fucking basket ball. roll up a news paper and wap them in the back of the head when they give you lip.
its just people n puppies.
smack the thing in the snout with a rolled up trib. its a fucking animal. lol its not gonna respond to “no patches, no”.
stomp your foot on the ground, raise your voice, and raise the right hand in the air.
animals respond to that. so do kids. they respond so well in fact that after a while YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE.
whatever. what do i know. like youre gonna take advice from the 28 year old that thinks every object over 3 feet long is either a dick or an air guitar.
sometimes its both depending on whats on the radio.
so ive been eating less. yeah. they say less is more. and im living proof. the less i eat the more i wanna fucking strangle the person im becoming for ” thinking” about what im eating.
its nice though cause on the weekends ill get drunk and eat a 2 foot italian beef like someones paying me to do it.
but ya know, during the week… if Pete can skip one meal. its fucking progress.
me and my buddys we get together, we have a supper club every thursday. yeah its great. we get fuckin drunk and cook like we work an assembly line. i noticed not only am i always the first one to clean my plate. im also the first one up for seconds. and sometimes the only one up for thirds.
for most people. this isnt normal. in my family. this is normal. in fact on both sides of my family, this is normal dietary behavior. my uncle joey weight probobly 100 pounds. he eats probobly twice that each sitting. i think thats where i learned the ” you gonna eat that ” look.
you dont even need to be looking up, you can just feel it. but when you do look up second guessing yourself… thats when ” you gunna eat dat??”
so after proof reading this i decided that i didnt want to proof anything. also its not my best by anymeans. alot of these bits are open ended i feel or could have a lot more context. but im just in the place where i dont give a fuck. so sorry if you got stupid fucking ” peeves” about that shit or whatever but its there. read it. if not fuck it. more shit later. thanks for reading or critiquing or whatever you guys are doing.