It’s no surprise to me, I don’t understand the Internet anyways.
I just like the funny pictures. I always liked the books with words and pictures though. I like feeling like I really connect with the literature.
What can’t you buy from amazon?
It’s a good thing I remember the password for the wireless Internet access. I remember it being a melt down whenever I asked for it. “why?” hmmmm cuz I’m gonna let the neighbors use it, why do you think.
Not that laundry does itself and I don’t expect it to but there’s gotta be an easier way. Like a hamper with a conveyor that just puts clothes in a holding area till the proper amount, decided by weight, is then dumped into the machine soap and fabric softener are dispensed and then an alarm sounds when it’s done.
well that was almost another follower… doesnt count in my book.
balls
fun thing about trail mix… u eat through the bullshit to get to the candy. its a game. i like it
ill stand in the shadows. ill wait my turn. its my last bridge and i dont want it to burn.
all the things that catch your eye and you wont tell me why
but everything, it comes out in time
in the evening glow so cold and old, the silence is broken, my mind its open.
the wind it blows and it chills my soul.
the empty space that was your place but i cant hold on when youve let go
where you keep your heart, is not my home
my dad has been a real handy guy all his life. anything around the house. he fixed it. broken toys. fixed it. car trouble, no trouble. the garage is tools. tons and tons and TONS of tools. the neighbors dont buy shit. they dont rent shit. they come over and ask my dad. but when it came to things around the house… his go to tool was the butter knife. ” go gimme da butter knife” he would say as he was on his hands and knees inspecting whatever problem was afoot. i would run to the silverware drawer and come back with a butter knife. and it worked everytime. this however drives my mother CRAZY. she could never understand why he had all these tools and never used um. this has probly been going on since before i was born. so about 30 years of my mothers fine china being put to work. well one day, about a month ago while me and my dad were at work my mother was sitting in her chair enjoying some alone time when she heard a “POP”. thinking it was just one of the cats fucking around she paid it no mind. after a while she began to smell something burning. she got up to investigate and found one of the power outlets on fire. not being able to find the house phone she began to panic and scrambled underneath the sink for the fire extinguisher, which wasnt there. now ever more scared she grabbed her cell phone and called 911. still scared and unsure of what to do she ran out of the house to the neighbor to see if he had a fire extinguisher and told him what was going on. he came over and asked for a screw driver to take the cover off. my mom went straight to the silverware drawer and took out a butter knife. she handed it to my neighbor and he unscrewed the faceplate and blew out the fire. the fire department came and everything turned out just fine.
now i like this story because for one its very ironic. but i think it also says alot about marriage. sometimes the things that drive you crazy about a person are the very things that can keep you together.
Pick 5 TV shows
Pick your 5 favourite shows (in no particular order) and answer the following questions about them.
(FOR THE RECORD, i know that favorite is spelled wrong…i think its cause a canadian posted this before me.)
1. the league
2. regular show
3. work a holics
4. sons of anarchy
5. community
1. Who is your favorite character in 2?
mordeci and rigby are both my favs. they embody everything i was before my girlfriend. like most people, i like being able to personally relate with characters.
2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?
none.
3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?
i dont have one. this show isnt exactly a favorite of mine either. i dont watch a lot of tv so picking 5 relevant shows was hard. i do hands down love the other shows though. anyways… i cant exactly relate to this show. i personally think its BS. the characters arent very believable. the acting sometimes sucks. theres so many twists and turns and so much drama it makes me want to barf. its like theres too much conflict in the story. a good story needs conflict but theres just too much sometimes. this show for me is like a car crash, you just cant look away no matter how hard you want to. i do like the brutality. and the fact that they stick together no matter what.
4. What is your favorite season of 5?
well… all of them. theres so much i like about this show. i cant get enough.
5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?
well, i guess it would be the friendship between all 3 since i can only think of one episode (body buidling episode) where theres a girl involved. but i have not seen all the episodes of this show. its still really good. though.
6. Who is your anti-relationship in 2?
im not sure what an anti-relationship is…
7. How long have you watched 1?
shit, since the premier of the season finale of season 1. thats how i got to watching the show. i think we were waiting for scurbs to come on and just watched it on a whim. loved it ever since.
8. How did you become interested in 3?
netflix, plus i heard my friend talking about it at work
9. Who is your favorite actor in 4?
katey segal. i mean i hate her character in the show… but she really is a good actor.
10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5?
those would deff be my favs
11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?
1
shut your mouth and open your eyes
that euphoric high i was on has finally faded away. its dwindled down to anger, frustration, angst, and loathing.
i just want you to shut the fuck up. i dont like you talking to me and its gota go away.
this is not the place i want to stay
you piss me off, your stupid shit, you talk to me like im a little kid
just go fuck yourself please leave you have to stop pushing me
depressed eating is the best eating and though these paper cuts are enough for me i cant say i want the same for you
i dont know if youre right or wrong but its what i despise
shut the fuck up
no one asked you
things would be so much better with taco breaks
didnt know my boxers glowed in the dark, thought i was magic last night. wearing them again tomorrow
im not hiding things from other people, im just not being true to myself
i know everything there is to know about nothing
its good to know you are doing things wrong, its bad to know you cant stop
it seems to me pinterest is just another forum of bullshit. i think il wait and see when tumblr or pinterest sells out, who ever does it first il just stick with them. i cant wait to have adds. because i love them
i have to tuck in my shirt at work. apparently they dont like my flannel gear either.
hahahaha i forgot how to work tumblr.
anyways…. why do people want to add my birthday to their facebook apps? i think its enough that you ignore me all other days of the year. honest.
speaking of people. im walking through an undisclosed store and i see this guy in his fucking pajamas. and not even like he put on lazy clothes and just had to run out and grab something. this fucking guy looks like he rolled out of isle 7 and was lost. he had a wrinkly t shirt, fuct up hair, a god damn cup of coffee, red plaid pajama pants, and crocs with no socks. its not even warm out anymore. HOLY SHIT
everything you do is weird and i dont understand it. why are you so weird?
i agree, it is weird that i speak my mind whatever it is and am always honest no matter what.
you know whats weird to me? people who are scared of other people thinking they are strange.
guess what?? we are all strange. wearing yoga pants when you have never performed one move. thats strange. talking like an L.A. county gang member when you are clearly from a suburb in the midwest. thats strange. dressing like a boy because you are not comfortable with your sexuality. strange. spending all your free time at the gym cause you want to be bigger than everyone else. thats fucking strange.
so now that we are all strange i would like to invite all of you to go fuck yourselves.
SMILEY FACE
